I'm
a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks,
big boats, big uses, and naturally, pretty women.
I
believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I
don't care about appearing compassionate. I think playing with toy
guns doesn't make your kid a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and
giving them Prozac might.
I
think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I
don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I
have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird or make me mad. This is my life to live, and not
necessarily up to others expectations.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying
degrees of it.
I
don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't
feel like everyone else should have to.
I
believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of
cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact,
if you are an American citizen you should speak English.
I think
the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running
from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand
the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.
My
uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can
leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and
make us bend to your will. Get over it.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the
children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I know
how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with
no political affiliation do a recount when needed.
I
know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word
"is"-ever.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you
qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans,
etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing
else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school
education because they can't afford it.
I
didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I
thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I
want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I
believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that
crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I
respect your right to.
I
think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box. I don't want to eat or
drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
Our
soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in
vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me
it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.
The
guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they
meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going
to be trouble.
I
don't hate the rich. I help the poor.
I
know wrestling is fake.
I've
never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers
weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me
because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of
white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it
was wrong for every one of them.
I
believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a
Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I
want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend"
Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.
I
own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be
allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will
serve the time.
I
think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next
operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask
your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.
I
don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me
mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled,
another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of
this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white
male. If
someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need
more laws! Let's
enforce the ones we already have.
I
think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I
believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a
parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say
"NO!" when it's necessary to do so.
I'll
admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.
I
didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I
will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep
silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.
I
thought this country allowed me that right. I will not conform or
compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither
angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream
media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes,
I guess by some people's definition, I may be a
bad American.
But that's tough.
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BAD
AMERICAN
I'm a Bad American: Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2001
Written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and hunter/naturalists, upon
hearing
that California Senators B. Boxer and D. Feinstein denounced him for
being a
"gun owner" and a "Rock Star". This was his
response after telling the
senators about his past contributions to children's charities
and scholarship foundations which have totaled more than $13.7 million
in
the last 5 years!!
